When you’re covered in shit – whether your own or something you just trod in – what do you do? There are a number of strategies. I don’t want to leave any of them out so here is a list:
- Head straight for the nearest tap or bathroom to wash the shit off.
- Ignore your own shit and instead divert the "shit narrative" to other people’s shit.
- Pretend that the shit isn’t shit (and even wallow in it).
- A combination of any 2 or 3 of the above.
There, I think that about covers it.